We Need Sarah Palin

I frequently have nightmares in which Sarah Palin no longer is around to spout her words of wisdom and help we poor struggling Americans get back on the track to prosperity and peace. How could the media make it through the day without being able to cite another idiotic remark from the gal who decided half way through her tour as governor it was time to leave. For God’s sake, one can make ten times the amount of money talking about the great job done as governor when you are not the governor.

I realize her fans wait expectantly for word as to whether she will enter the contest for president. Please rest assured whatever contest she enters will be decided on the amount of money she can make or the amount of media time she will be given.