We Need The Mafia In America!

We Americans lack jobs, we lack money, we are forced to seek any form of employment in order to survive. Well, friends, our friendly Sicilians offer solutions to these economic problems. Seek assistance from the Mafia. Members of the  Sicilian Parliament receive about $15,000 a month and no one recalls any laws they have passed that deal with any problems. Gee, I just described the Republican Congress. Anyway, there are jobs to be had in Sicily. For example, they have 27,000 men to protect the forests–more than in Canada.

There are dams without water in Sicily, there are bridges lacking roads connected to them, there are thousands of guys attending Parliament–when it does meet– who sit around sipping coffee. Gee, I again described the Republican House of Representatives. The European Union offered billions for projects, but no proposals have yet to be submitted.

Gee, I again described the Republican House of Representatives. Is it possible the Mafia runs the Republican party??