We Wanted Snowden!

I thought that Fidel Castro had retired to some nice beach resort in Cuba, but it turns out the man who can speak for four hours without notes is still alive and kicking. It turns out that Fidel is rather upset at reports he would not allow Edward Snowden to enjoy the sunny beaches of Havana. Fidel made clear “that the United States will always try to pressure Cuba.. but not for nothing has Cuba resisted and defended itself.” He did offer Snowden asylum in his beautiful land, but for some reason this young man preferred the snowy climes of Russia. It is quite clear that Fidel Castro will never give in to the beast of the North.

So, Mr. Snowden if you get tired of all that snow, just hop the first plane to Havana. I guess the choice is between the braggart Putin and the boastful Castro.