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WHAT IF TALK SHOWS TALKED SENSE?

December 19th, 2009 by Fred Stopsky · No Comments

Have you ever wondered what would happen if talk show hosts were required to sense on their programs?

Glenn Beck would be back to his job on the garbage truck.

Rush Limbaugh would be hustling for quarters on the streets of Poplar Bluff.

Bill O’Reilly would be coaching a Little League team.

Jon Stewart would be writing scripts for comedy shows.

Lou Dobbs would be president of the International Independent Truckers of America.

All blond haired Fox News Female analysts would be in the Starlight Lounge Strip Tease Review.

Wolf Blitzer would be a PR man for a college.

Steven Colbert would be a barker at a carnival.

The average American IQ would rise by 10 points.

The silence would be golden

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