Where Have You Gone, Superman!!

There are unconfirmed reports that Fox News is ready to issue its special report which claims that Barack Obama is not only a secret Muslim, but he is responsible for the decision of Superman to renounce his American citizenship. Superman’s decision to renounce his American citizenship is the latest development in the debacle that is known as Obama leadership. The Super guy became upset when the White House denounced his action in working with Muslim youth to protest policies of President Ahmadinejad in Iran. Superman told the media, “I’m tired of having my actions construed as instruments of US policy. Truth, justice and the American way, it’s not enough anymore. The world’s too small. I intend to speak before the United Nations tomorrow and inform them that I am renouncing my American citizenship.” Wow First, we had Obamacare, and then we had a Stimulus that did not work, then we had a president who opposed the wealthy of this nation, and now we have no Superman!!

A Glenn Beck special will present straight lines leading from the planet of Krypton, the alleged home of Superman, to the caves of Tora Bora where Osama bin Laden is hiding. Beck intends to offer proof that Superman has been a secret agent of Muslim fanatics and his real name is NOT Superman, but Suleih man, the magnificent!

As for Wonder Woman, ……

  • http://qqqqq.com eric phailur

    what the fack? what about osama bin laden NOT being dead.. its just a story to let the US know what they WANT to hear the US WANTS to hear GOOD news not BAD news so they say Oh, United States Special Forces have confirmed the death of Osama Bin Laden, Where is the proof? tell me that? TELL ME NAO!!!!