Rebel forces have entered Tripoli and the last Gaddafi troops are either running away, surrendering or joining the winning team. Libyan TV went dark, but it shortly will resume when Rebel forces begin new programs. As of this moment, no one knows the whereabouts of Muammar Gaddafi. However:
1. Mitt Romney who two weeks ago blasted President Obama for wasting money and lives by aiding rebel forces is now DEMANDING that rebel troops arrest the infamous bomber of Pan Am 103 and send him to the US for a trial.
2. Michele Bachmann will shortly announce that due to her prayers to God, the evil Gaddafi has accepted Christ, denounced gay marriage and will shortly be joining her team in its run for the presidency,.
3. Sarah Palin claims she shot Gaddafi while out hunting for bears.
4. There are unconfirmed reports Gaddafi has taken a job with a Jewish tailor in Tel Aviv and will retire from politics.
5. There are unconfirmed reports Gaddafi is in Syria and will be placed in command of a tank battalion which will clear the streets of Damascus of Zionist spies.