Why Heaven will be heaven
1. Ambition ends in Heaven.
2. No one pays to hear speeches in heaven.
3. Glory is reserved for God.
4. Socialism reigns in Heaven.
5. No one in their right mind would listen to Rush Limbaugh.
6. Sorry, Sarah, you will not sit on the right side of God.
7. God changes his color each day of the week.
8. For those who denied people in America access to health care, the staircase heads down to you know where.