WHY WE NEED WORLD WAR III

After considerable reflection, it increasingly becomes clear the United States must initiate World War III in order to end our economic recession and provide jobs for all. During World War II, everyone who wanted a job had one, either in the military service on in factories providing goods and services for our brave men and women. If we use out collective intelligence poverty in America can end, all can have their own home and every child will be guaranteed a free college education. And, this can all be achieved without loss of a single person. Let me explain why World War III is a great patriotic struggle to save America from Republican wealthy folk and Wall Street financiers.

1. Those inhabiting the world’s water ways are atheistic, godless sea creatures who do no believe in Christianity and reject our Lord, Jesus Christ as their savior.

2. These godless sea creatures often kill their young which is simply in accord with a belief in abortion.

3. I assume most Americans do not know about homosexuality relations among sea creatures. If we defeat these immoral denizens of the deep, we will preserve family values.
SO WHAT DO WE DO TO PRESERVE THE JUDAIC-CHRISTIAN HERITAGE?

1. We declare total and all out war on all nations in either the Atlantic or Pacific Oceans.

2. We will need at least 20,000 naval vessels, each requiring at least 700 men and women.

3. Our factories will begin producing goods twenty four hours a day, seven days a week. Muslims can handle the Sunday shift.

4. All weapons produced are dumped into the Atlantic or Pacific oceans.

5. Weapons will dissolve in water in order to avoid pollution.

6. We will return to WWII tax schedules which went as high as 70% of all income over $100,000 a year.

7. In order to preserve our nation from godless water terrorists we will also tax dividend and will confiscate any inheritance over $2 Million.

8. Since we need healthy workers and members of the Armed Forces, all Americans will be regarded as members of the armed forces and provided free medical care.

9. In recognition of the service of all to defeat world water Communist, Socialist terrorism, each who served in this great battle to save world civilization will receive free education throughout life.

10. In order to prevent water terrorists from gaining access to space, the US will begin a $200 Billion program for space exploration. We must prevent water creatures on other planets from coming to our waters!

OH, WORLD WAR III WILL GO ON INDEFINITELY!