WORDS OF WISDOM FOR HUMANITY

WE offer words of wisdom to those seeking the path of knowing something.

1. “Don’t shoot until you see the whites of their eyes.”

2. Barack Obama: “The economic crisis will eventually be solved, just hold off on eating for a while.”

3. Sarah Palin: “Drill, baby, drill.”

4. Michael Steele: “It’s Obama’s war”

5. Russian spy: “Moscow, here is Mrs. Johnson’s recipe for blueberry pie.”

6. John McCain: “I was for immigration reform until I saw the poll numbers.”

7. Don Rumsfeld: “I stand for at least two hours a day, why can’t terrorists?”

8. George Bush: “I looked into the eyes of PM Putin and saw a man I could work with.”

9. Any Nation: “God is on our side”– fill in the nation.

10, Fox News: “Unemployed people lack energy and enjoy living on the dole. That’s why they are unemployed.”

11. Suicide Bomber: “I’ll blow myself up and go to Heaven.- Gee, I wonder if those I kill go to Heaven.”

12. Tea Party: “Cut taxes and reduce the deficit.”

13. Glenn Beck: “See this line, it leads back to the Tories, you know, the founders of the Democratic Party.”

14. Any Bigot: “Some of my best friends are niggers, kikes, wops, gays, honkies, not that I’d marry any of them.”

15. Rudy Giuliani: “A patriot is one who makes money in the service of himself.”

16. Dick Cheney: “An evil man is the one who sits on the right side of God.”

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