Words Of Wisdom From Chairman Rick

First, let me be very clear that Texas Governor Rick Perry is NOT a Muslim, he is NOT a Catholic, he is NOT a Jew, this is one 100% Texas blooded Christian who retains the values and beliefs of anyone born in the Lone Star State. When Rick Perry speaks, and he does quite often, be assured that words of wisdom will flow from his lips. I understand there are those in this country who want all of us to become gay, and surrender our God given right to hate and be angry at “those people.” Governor Rick Perry did a favor for the state of Texas, he went to San Francisco, where “those people reside,” and offered words of wisdom to the gathering at the Commonwealth Club.

“I may have the genetic coding that I’m inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have not the desire to do that. And, I look at the homosexual issue in the same manner.” Some are born with a disposition to be gay, me, I prefer to be unhappy with those who are gay. OK, you Harvard types, think you are so smart because you know the members of the Cabinet, OK, so you do, but does anyone of you gay guys know how to ride a horse? I challenge any of you gay smarties to surpass my ability to place my foot in my mouth and utter words of wisdom!