World’s Shortest Man And Other Records

A tiny man in Africa has been identified as the world’s shortest person. We thought it might also be interesting to identify other people who hold world records.

Rudy Giuliani — the man who holds the world record for making the most money out of 9/11.

Glenn Beck: — the individual who cries more powerfully when pretending he is concerned about something in the world.

Sarah Palin — she hands down holds the world record for the most winks during a political speech.

Barack Obama — he holds the world record for the fewest press conferences by any president in the world.

Barry Bonds — he holds the world record for hitting the most home runs after the age of 35 and for increasing strength as he grows older.

Lindsay Lohan: She holds the world record for any actress going to jail for drug possession in a single six month period.

Rush Limbaugh: — He holds the world record for spouting the most lies during a one hour news program.

George Bush — he holds the world record for the most wood chopped by any ex-president.

Jimmy Carter — he holds the world record for the least amount of money made by selling out to business on the part of any ex-president.

General David Petraeus: he holds the world record for the most surges during wars in history.

Don Rumsfeld: — he holds the world record for the most time standing up in a single day by any Defense Secretary in history

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