Following are jobs certain people should never accept.

Senator Trent Lott: Night manager of a Harlem hotel.

Ayatollah Khamenei: Head of Board overseeing police brutality.

Sarah Palin: Cleaning woman working the midnight shift in a ten story building.

John Travolta: Ticket seller at a movie theater.

Glenn Beck: Social worker dealing with single parent issues.

Roger Federer: Ping pong player.

Cross Country Truck Driver: Pizza delivery man.

President Ahmadinejad: Host of the Israeli Idol Show.

Attorney General Holder: Publicity agent for Rush Limbaugh.

Kobe Bryant: Life Guard at Coney Island.