Following are jobs certain people should never accept.
Senator Trent Lott: Night manager of a Harlem hotel.
Ayatollah Khamenei: Head of Board overseeing police brutality.
Sarah Palin: Cleaning woman working the midnight shift in a ten story building.
John Travolta: Ticket seller at a movie theater.
Glenn Beck: Social worker dealing with single parent issues.
Roger Federer: Ping pong player.
Cross Country Truck Driver: Pizza delivery man.
President Ahmadinejad: Host of the Israeli Idol Show.
Attorney General Holder: Publicity agent for Rush Limbaugh.
Kobe Bryant: Life Guard at Coney Island.