WRONG JOBS FOR PEOPLE

Following is a list of jobs certain people should never undertake.

Mayor Bloomberg: Subway car motorman.

GI In Iraq: GI in Afghanistan.

Robert Gates: Curator of Bush Library in Texas.

Avigdor Lieberman: Dean Jewish Theological Seminary.

Conan O’Brien: Comedian at Borsht Circuit Hotel.

Sarah Palin: President of Harvard.

Bill Bennett: Head of Truth and Reconciliation Commission of South Africa.

Senator John Ensign: Head of Committee to develop moral guidelines for Congressmen.

President Ahmadinejad: Member of the Knesset in Israel.

Mark Sanford: Owner of cabaret in Mexico City.