Following is a list of jobs certain people should never undertake.
Mayor Bloomberg: Subway car motorman.
GI In Iraq: GI in Afghanistan.
Robert Gates: Curator of Bush Library in Texas.
Avigdor Lieberman: Dean Jewish Theological Seminary.
Conan O’Brien: Comedian at Borsht Circuit Hotel.
Sarah Palin: President of Harvard.
Bill Bennett: Head of Truth and Reconciliation Commission of South Africa.
Senator John Ensign: Head of Committee to develop moral guidelines for Congressmen.
President Ahmadinejad: Member of the Knesset in Israel.
Mark Sanford: Owner of cabaret in Mexico City.