Wyatt Erdogan Faces Off Bad People

It is increasingly clear that Prime Minister Erdogan has seen one too many western films which has led to him regarding self as sheriff of the nation of Turkey. Recep Tayyip Earp is one tough dude. OK, so thousands are protesting his demolishment of a park in order to build one more mall, OK, so thousands of young people believe he intrudes upon their freedom to have a beer or to dress as they desire or even wear a skimpy swim suit, but did they ask permission before engaging in these dastardly acts? Wyatt arrived at the airport and let one and all know that “these protests that are bordering on illegality must come to an end as of now.”

And when the sheriff says come to an end, the lawman means just that. “They say I am the prime minister of only 50%. It is not true.” Actually, he is prime minister of those who want to impose strict Muslim policies on the minority. In the perspective of our sheriff, there is only one lawman in town and his name is Recep.